This is something I never imagined I’d do or say or write, but here we are. I made my littlest nephew a shirt and this is the answer to that, so if you’re here because you saw my buddy, “Hi! I’m the single Aunt!” If you’re here because you were just perusing my website, we’ll just call this a little bit of a more personal “About Me” page.
I’m Molly! I’m a graphic designer and a forever student. As I’m writing this, I’m in an advertising/portfolio program to help build a badass portfolio. What comes after this? I don’t know…well I kinda know, I have ideas and goals, but that’s none of yo bizz-naaass (yet, possibly).
(First things first) Stats: 5’3″ roughly, 95% South Korean 5% Japanese, college and beyond educated, I reside in Omaha, I prefer genuine, and no f****** around. Ultimately, bruh, here’s the fine print: I’m not into games or silly goosery. I text back quickly because I think it’s polite and sometimes if I don’t respond right away, I’ll forget. I’m lactose intolerant, but sometimes I choose to take the risk. I’ve signed myself up for so much character development that I have a story for just about everything. I was raised in a tiny town in western Nebraska and it was the best. I was not raised on a farm, I was a delicate town kid.
More? Okay…
Important things I am very passionate about: Women’s healthcare • allowing others to love who they love (again, none of yo bizz-naaass) just let people be • admittedly I do care about politics, some of them have more possibility to impact my life so yes, I care • global warming • being kind to animals • be kind to others…periodt. I believe as humans, it is our duty to care for one another and help when and where we can.
Lighter things that bring me joy: snacks. I’m always down for a snack, and if you tell me snacks will be available at a location, then that increases the chances I will attend. I don’t like weather. It isn’t my favorite. I’m usually too hot and I hate it. I prefer the cold because you can always put more layers on, you cannot take layers off. Public nudity is frowned upon. All of that being said, I do enjoy sitting outside. I love when people find Pilates. I’m certified to teach and I get really excited when people find how tough it can be.
I love my nieces and nephews. They’re the only four people I would do just about anything for if they’d ask. Aside from them, it has been deeply woven into the fabric of who I am–Family is massively important and my family does mean so much to me. I am not just referring to my immediate family, I am wholly referring to my aunts, uncles, cousins, cousin spouses, and cousins’ kids. I love my whole family. I’ve been lucky enough to watch almost every piece our next generation grow from bébé to young adult and it’s been something I will always cherish. Being present for my own four niblings is my favorite always.
I don’t really participate in sports anymore, but I will watch. I LOVE to watch golf. I am completely fascinated by that game. How people can hit that tiny ball with a stick THAT far, color me impressed. Take me to a tournament and I’m happy to stroll along the players and watch the magic, and sometimes pray I get hit (I’m kidding, kind of).
If you made it this far, here are some fast facts regarding the snacks. No such thing as a favorite because tbh, that’s just silly: Enchiladas, but really, most Mexican food • Noodles • Waffles, basically any brunchy breakfast food • Candy • Pizza • Cereal
Things I absolutely do not participate in: Yard work, truly, don’t even try to make me do it, just accept it for what it is.
I like to travel. I love coffee. I can keep a house plant alive. I do not garden, but I would consider it. I like tea. I love a paper store. Nothing makes me drool like a good pen. I audiobook. I have had a non-linear career timeline. I eat bomb pops year round. I love glitter.
If this works by some magical piercing of the cotton candy clouds by the magical unicorn horn, please shoot me an email with a deck telling me more about yourself. You can find my email below.
If you’re finding yourself at the end of this weird little tell-a-lot and you’re questioning what just happened, you’re welcome. I’m kidding, kind of. Just facts, I don’t really have a good explanation, just imagine me holding up my hand and saying, “…okay bye.” then speed walking in the opposite direction.
MOLLY MAYER 